HOW TO USE WIKIPEDIA
Wikipedia is amazing if you want to know facts about something, but INSTEAD decide to go with what a bunch of internet strangers have temporarily agreed is the truth!!
Actually, it's kinda ideal for that exact situation!
And if you don't like what Wikipedia says, you can change it! But then some random stranger will change it back with a snippy "citation needed for 'dogs = mega ultrarad' ", and you're like, have you ever SEEN dogs? Have you EVEN EVER SEEN A DOG. Because you obviously haven't or you'd know precisely how ultrarad they are, which is: mega. They are mega ultrarad and PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.
Frig.
Wait, you're xXERTx??
Wait - YOU'RE the guy who reverts all my dog updates??
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LATER:
Wait - I get it! You're being a jerk for changing Wikipedia to let him know he's this ultra rare and expensive "first come, first served" guy!!
I, um -
I got -
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EARLIER:
Hey lady with weird internet knowledge, I'm a ghost now! This is sooooo bad!!
Yaaaaay